Goat Simulator MMO Simulator

I found it top left turns you blue and white and in chat no proper code                 WIP Work in progress room

At first I was like what did I just buy but then I got the idea of mmo and now I love it                 I love it

Best of all goat simulators I dont care if their are just robots doing nothing Still its very fun But one problem sometimes you fall out of the void but still highly recommend this game                 Best game in series

Fix it     Crashes on iOS 9

Another great goat simulator I guess some people dont understand the fake mmo thing Its a spoof of an mmo The chatbox is fake the characters are fake and the missions are dumb But thats what makes any goat simulator great That and the real world physics                 Fun

Theres way too much going on the screen to enjoy the game on an iPod5 This is not a problem with original Goatz Developer jumped from a wideopen wordless wonder game with no instructions to a childlike chatter box crowded space Kids ages 7 to 13 might enjoy this game with fake MMO and quests like Johnny needs a snack Bring butter to Johnny Even the Irish jig music is for kids It was a waste of money for me Bored Disappointed           iPod touch5 too small

I expect better real multiplayer real chat bar trust me coffee stain I am very dissapointed in you do not get it     Really coffee stain

No lags no bugs no nothing to exit the game Its pretty nice to play it                 AWESOME

How to even get the snail goat I watched a vid and I didnt get it                 Snail goat is impossible to get

When I got this game I so ho happy to get it thinking it was multiplayer but really the chat is just computers and all the players are computers as well please make this game multiplayer besides that it pretty good           Omg I got this game thinking I could play with people

Another masterpiece by Coffee Stain Studios Totally awesome Totally derpy The perfect combination But just like the original goat simulator it needs multiplayer that way you can do goat stuff with your friends KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK COFFEE STAIN STUDIOS                 AS AWESOME AS THE ORIGINAL GOAT SIMULATOR

Super good game 5 stars This is my favorite game                 Amazing

Its been such a long wait but in the end it turned out even better than I expectedD                 Thank you for taking my suggestion

Get it So fun it is From normal goat Simulator Lol Anyway I LOVE the game better than normal but can you actually make the game have real players It would be fun to chat and interact with other players so please stop using CPUs We all know Its very obvious But other than that the game is super fun and I recommend getting it If you like Skyrim and Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit you will LOVE this game sooooo much Its got references to Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit and also you can go on quests and even defeat a TRex Also speaking of the TRex or Old Goat can you PLEASE make him have a lot more health and make him fight back when hit so there can be an epic battle It should take a long time to fight him and you should be able to equip armor and weapons and shields and you should have a thing in options so you can choose whether you are invincible or not That Would Be So Freakin COOL But I still love it and Im also a Legend of Zelda fan so I love how you put a male version of Navi in but I call him Ivan because its a guy name and its Navi spelled backwards Hes so funny And his voice isnt as annoying as Navis because it isnt whiny Anyway when you creative geniuses at Coffee Stain update it then it will be even better and trust me you WILL make EVEN MORE MONEY because everyone will buy it Anyway guys stay awesome keep on Goating and hate sheep                 So fun it is

I do believe its safe to say most people dont read game descriptions before purchasing them If you have played goat simulator before then you would know better then to take certain context seriously lol This is another great game my girlfriend hates it because when I first started playing this on PC I would scream like the goat I thought it was bloody hilarious she did not 3                 Goats People

THIS GAME IS AMAZING                 YAY

I swear this game is my everyday thing So much quests and so funny                 BEST IOS GAME YET

i rate two stars becase it sounds good but it dosent work on my i pad mini so can you make it suport it also potato        does not suport ipad mini

The game is very great I love the ideas that you made for goats but seriously 10000 I have been playing almost everyday and its been from the first day you published the game all the way to now and I seriously cant find an easier way to get that challenge done Please lower the amount or something because it would take many days to do that                 10000 licks

I wish I could add half stars making this 4 12 stars It just needs more content and BOOM First of all you people who are like weil ie sews uo cahnt teext and peeplezes are fake11 Well Im actually glad its 1player I mean everyone hates not being able to play their game in the car am I right And its SUPPOSED to be glitchy Its stinkin goat simulator              Near Perfect

IT SAID IT IS A MMO IN THE NAME AND I GET MINUTELY SINGLEPLAYER OFFLINE It is a terrible joke I am a huge fan of mmo because of talking to people questing with them and stuff but you arrogant fools dont realize that you technically are breaking the law by saying it is online but it is not If you would have said that it was not actually online in the description then I never would have waisted money on such crab mac and cheese PLEASE MAKE THIS A LEGITIMATE ONLINE GAME YOU CON MEN TAKING ADVANTAGE OF PEWDIEPIE TO LIE TO EVERYONE AND MAKE THOUSANDS AND NOT GIVE WHAT IS ADVERTISED I will never download anything you make again until this turns into a real MMO     I am Truthfully Enraged

First off this game is great It is fun with hilarious missions and clever dialogue I played this game for a straight 2 hours finishing all of the missions My one problem is that there isnt enough content Im jealous of the PC players for having so much more If you added in more missions and content I would be so happy Oh and all of you people with the fake MMO reviews The point of this game is to simulate a goat MMO and if expected a real one then Go get WoW I think that the fake chat box is funny and scarily accurate                 HiLarious

I like vie this game but its not actually a MMO It lacks in playing with REAL PEOPLE Being able to chat and nothing else So if you fix those I will give 5 stars              I LOVE THE GAME BUT IT NEEDS A FEW FIXES

to get the snail goat u have to lick 10000 things u need to change this coffee stain plz change this I want it and I dont want to spend that much time maybe have something in the trees graet game and for all of u people who think the chat is broken ITS NOT REAL MULTIPLAYER IYS JUST CPUS                 Snail goat is impossible

Ugg If people only realized its a mmo SIMULATOR Its just a simulation not an actual simulator Quit worrying about it being online just enjoy it for what it is                 I love the game but this is about the reviews

Pls fix this I feel like I have been robbed     Keeps crashing on iPhone 6

All these people giving it bad reviews are rewards because thief like I want a mmo thats why I bought it but really dont buy games if your going to just play online buy them to enjoy them and to the yard saying they broke the law by saying its a mmo read the description                 These people are stupid

So this game is amazing just like the others in the series Still I get that its a joke like its SIMULATING an MMO but it said multiplayer which is actually why I bought it I would be fine with this fact if it had more content Without playing heavily I reached lvl 90 in 23 days and only have 2 missions leftlick 10k things which is ridiculous and wreck beehives which I cant find Anyway maybe make it a real multiplayer game in the future with armorweapons like in the computer version Thanks I liked it but overall not worth the 5 bucks I advise not getting it till they update with multiplayer and more content           Love it BUT feel kinda scammed

Amazing game and to the guy who said he got the game but it was multiplayer and your mom wouldnt let you play I really really hope you are a troll First of all MMO means massively multiplayer online game Second it is a simulator It is quite obvious that the chat and players are fake Also it is not a ripoff lol it is the best dang game ever                 Best game ever

I have a few major problems with this MMO game 1 This app is an absolute pile of crap 2 This isnt an MMO at all The characters are computerized 3 You greedy little trolls at the Coffee Stain Studios place dont even care about the quality of your apps To the people about to buy this awful worthless game DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS TRUCKLOAD OF CRAP ITS A STUPID GAME ANYWAY     DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS

Its a great game but it crashes when I try to open it              Bugs

The next game should be superhero related                 Great game

Goat simulator I love you but I feel majorly scammed I wasted a good 5 hoping to be able to play a version of goat simulator with multiplayer only to soon find out that it is 100 single player The chat is fake the players walking around are fake ect     NOT AN MMO

Funnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy                 Lol this is so funny I might die so funny ha ha ha

U need to pay again to play all     DONT BUY THIS GAME

Ive updated to iOS 901 yet I encounter this same bug every time I close the app it crashes right before it goes to the loading screen when I start up the app after closing it After it shows the coffee stains logo it crashes and I have to power off my iPad mini 3 and turn it back on just to be able to play it once more before I encounter the bug after closing it down and then theres that random fall through the world glitch thats just plain annoying Please fix these and add more content from the PC version if you could              Good but a couple bugs Please fix these

It definitely needs to be multiplayer and also make map bigger          

I love the game Its so crazy and fun Find the server farm its in the woods to the left side of Alvesta                 Funny

Big big big big big fan of coffee stain love keep Up the good work but make it so its multiplayer and make mindless stupid bots for players and enemies make us be able to have more customized chars and make be able play as humans PLS                 AWESOME

I love this game and its so funny but I fall through the map at random times and last time it happens I was about to complete a mission when and now I cant do in the pause menus it says I completed it but on the side thing it say I didnt and I need to do but i cant because its bugged so please fix some bugs              Awesome game but theres bugs

Alright so the title says MMO simulator use common sense MMO simulator obviously means its not a real MMO just a simulation of an MMO                 You guys are dumb

This game isnt supposed to be a real MMO its an MMO SIMULATOR                 PLEASE READ

While playing I get random dips in framerate and several crashes The app now refuses to start for me after only about 30 minutes of play sadly The games Coffee Stain creates are phenomenal but I cant recommend this for people running on my current platform due to these issues Once an update is released I can gladly tell you its worth it Also no this game is not an actual MMO hence the name Goat Simulator MMO Simulator Im running on an iPhone 6 on iOS 9              Needs Testing

Its called SIMULATOR stupids                 To the people who feel scammed

The chat room cannot be opened and the other players are not real people The chat room is just a scrambling of about fifty messages put on a shuffling loop not real people The other players walk around on a programmed route jumping every fifteen to thirty seconds When you headbutt them they fall get up and continue walking If it was a real person they would fight back or run away You never see them go on quests though that is the main point of the game They never headbutt anything or add objects to their inventory They act robotic because they are They are NOT REAL PEOPLE They are PART OF THE GAME and COMPUTER GENERATED The game works without wifi another detail that means the chat rooms and other players are not real How would the game know without Internet It is still a good game but if you were expecting one with real people collaborating with you get another     SCAM

IT DOESNT EVEN WORK     wont work

I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH OMG MAKE ANOTHER ONE PLEASEEEEEE THIS IS THE ONLY GAME I EVER PLAY ON MY PHONE IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER ONE I WILL BUY IT FOR AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU WANT BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE                 YOU HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE

Perfect                 Rate 1010 goat of the year edition goaty

I love this game a lot but I have got all the goats so can you hurry up and update it please                 I love it

Everyone complaining that this is not a real MMO its not supposed to be It is knocking off an online RPG but I really enjoy this game as it is                 ATTENTION